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Biden Collapses While Harris and Warren Surge in Latest CNN Poll

CNN released a new poll that shows Joe Biden, and to a lesser extent Bernie Sanders, collapsing among Democratic primary voters while Kamala Harris and Elizabeth Warren are surging.

PRESIDENT – NATIONAL – DEM PRIMARY (CNN)
Joe Biden 22% (-10)
Kamala Harris 17% (+9)
Elizabeth Warren 15% (+8)
Bernie Sanders 14% (-4)
Pete Buttigieg 4% (-1)
Cory Booker 3% (0)
Beto O’Rourke 3% (-2)
Amy Klobuchar 2% (0)
Secretary Julian
Castro 1% (-1)
Everyone Else <1%

This poll was done June 28-30 among 656 registered Democratic primary voters. The Hill and HarrisX meanwhile show a different picture showing Sanders hanging onto second place, but also showing Harris moving ahead of Warren.

PRESIDENT – NATIONAL – DEM PRIMARY (The Hill/HarrisX)
Joe Biden 33%
Bernie Sanders 15%
Kamala Harris 11%
Elizabeth Warren 9%
Pete Buttigieg 6%
Beto O’Rourke 4%
Cory Booker 2%
Julian Castro 1%
Kirstin Gillibrand 1%
Tulsi Gabbard 1%
Steve Bullock 1%
Michael Bennet 1%
Andrew yang 1%
Mike Gravel 1%
Everyone Else <1%

This poll was done June 29-30 among 440 registered Democratic primary voters.

Posted by Dave at 7:02 pm
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112 Responses to “Biden Collapses While Harris and Warren Surge in Latest CNN Poll”

  1. SanDiegoCitizen says:

    1st

  2. lisab says:

    Hailstorm Buries Mexican City Under Feet of Ice

    The city of Guadalajara in Jalisco, Mexico, was paralyzed by a hail storm. Five feet of hail piled up in some spots.
    ———————–

    damn global warming!

  3. Tina says:

    This is the only Drat to condemn the Antifa terrorist attacks in Portlandistan.

    A year ago, Quittens and other real “Rs” praised Antifa.

    Andrew Yang
    @AndrewYang
    · 5h
    I hope @MrAndyNgo is okay. Journalists should be safe to report on a protest without being targeted.

  4. SanDiegoCitizen says:

    The Hill/Harris poll has results similar to the Morning Consult poll, and the CNN poll has results similar to CNN’s political views.

  5. Tina says:

    Cn and N, Mslsd, and Faux News say that trump gave the commie Chinese the entire store. Which is it?

    The Epoch Times
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    · 1h
    #Chinese state-media has published several commentaries about the recent meeting between President Trump and #Chinese leader #XiJinping at the #G20Summit in #Japan, expressing concerns that future #TradeTalks may not yield results #Beijing wants to see. (link: https://www.theepochtimes.com/chinese-state-run-media-express-worries-about-future-trade-talks-with-us_2985756.html) theepochtimes.com/chinese-state-…

  6. Victrc says:

    Sixth baby!!

    On my way to DC. It’s always a pain flying through Dallas in the spring or summer. Always afternoon delays.

    Wonder why polls are showing different things. Meat to early to write Biden’s obit. Lots can happen before next summer…but it wasn’t a good start. The real campaign starts when the final four really take shape come February.

  7. lisab says:

    Wonder why polls are showing different things.
    ——————-

    because there are at least two major sub-sections of the dem party

    the old guard who want biden

    and the noobs who want anyone else

  8. mnw says:

    I’m curious to know what “registered Democratic primary” voters are. That’s what both polls sampled.

    I assume that’s RVs who voted in one or more past DEM primaries? Was it one, or more? And how long ago?

    Since these are national polls, that sounds like a very blunt polling instrument. Why not poll LVs instead? Because RVs are cheaper to poll, I suspect.

    When I worked for a candidate, we sent volunteers to the Board of Elections to look at voter registration cards. We looked at the 3 most recent primaries, & the three most recent GEs, & then gave each voter a score from 0 to 6 based on that research. For example, if you voted in 2 of the primaries & two of the GEs, your score would be “2;2 (4).

    Now THAT really tells you something about the likelihood of a voter voting.

  9. mnw says:

    And if you voted in all 6 of those elections, you would be “3;3 (6). RED STAR.”

    If there were multiple voters in a household, we had a system for aggregating the votes in that household, too, & assigning an aggregate score.

    People laughed at us for just skipping 40+% of households completely when we canvassed, for no apparent reason.

    Silly little b*st**ds! On election night, we didn’t look quite so silly.

  10. SanDiegoCitizen says:

    6. Sixth baby!!

    You can tell I am from Utah. When you mentioned sixth baby, my first instinct was to reply with a congratulations.

  11. SanDiegoCitizen says:

    Unlike another candidate, Sanders remains pretty sharp for his age.

    “SANDERS: No, we’ve — busing is certainly an option that is necessary in certain cases, but it is not optimal. Does anybody think it’s a good idea to put a kid on a bus, travel an hour to another school and to another neighborhood that he or she doesn’t know? That’s not the optimal. What is the optimal is to have great community schools which are integrated, that’s what I think most people want to see. That’s what I want to see.”

  12. dblaikie says:

    I like this quote: “Break the law trying to get your kid in college and you go to jail. Break the law trying to you kid into our country illegally and you get free college “

  13. Tina says:

    Aaron Blake
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    · 6h
    CNN poll shows just 21% support completely replacing private health insurance with a national program. (Most in favor of single-payer want to allow private coverage.)

    People also oppose coverage for undocumented immigrants, 59-38. All 10 Dems at Thursday’s debate supported that.

  14. Phil says:

    Time for Democrats to beat a hasty retreat on health care for illegals, uhm, sorry, I meant immigrants without papers.

    How are they going to get out of this one?

  15. Phil says:

    So Kamala thinks she is going to ride the issue of forced busing to the WH?

  16. Tgca says:

    *Yawwwwwwwwn*

    MAAAAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

    Ok. Back to sleep

  17. Bitterlaw says:

    Happy real Independence Day!

  18. jason says:

    It has come to this.

    Nike recalls shoe after Kaepernick says it is tied to white nationalism.

  19. jason says:

    USA vs. England semi final Women World Cup today at 3 PM.

    Please don’t post anything stupid during the game, I need to concentrate.

    I want to thank NYC in advance.

  20. jason says:

    Cn and N, Mslsd, and Faux News say that trump gave the commie Chinese the entire store.”

    Hmmm.. maybe he will take my advice, cut his losses, end trade war, declare victory, and move on.

  21. jason says:

    A man’s body was found in a London garden after police believe he fell to his death from the landing gear of a plane flying overhead.”

    I blame the queen.

  22. DW says:

    “Break the law trying to get your kid in college and you go to jail. Break the law trying to you kid into our country illegally and you get free college”

    that’s a good one, how about:

    “Hard working self-employed American citizen? No affordable healthcare for you. Renounce your citizenship, leave the country, and then return illegally, and you get free healthcare.”

  23. mnw says:

    RAS 48/51 & -5 today.

    1 point behind Zero on this date in 2011.

  24. NYCmike says:

    “I blame the queen.”

    -I blame the person who gave him that seat.

  25. NYCmike says:

    Did the game start yet?……I want to take a nap.

  26. Waingro says:

    Bernie in BIG trouble now….

    Steve Kornacki
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    New (post-debate) Suffolk/USA Today Iowa poll:
    Biden 24%
    Harris 16%
    Warren 13%
    Sanders 9%

  27. jason says:

    I am sure if Ivanka had a gun to her head while trying to buy crack the MSM would give her and Trump a pass too. After all, there’s addiction in every family.

    “Hunter Biden described several drug relapses over the past decade – including after his dismissal from the Navy Reserve in 2014 after testing positive for cocaine. In one incident he described from 2016, he says he had a gun pointed to his head while attempting to purchase crack in Los Angeles. During another incident, in 2017, police in Arizona found a crack pipe in his rental car after it was damaged in an accident.

    “Everybody has trauma. There’s addiction in every family,” Hunter Biden told the magazine.

    Notice the “past decade” thing to describe buying crack in 2016 and 2017.

  28. jason says:

    Did the game start yet?……I want to take a nap.”

    Yes.

    And remember soccer games last for 12 hours.

  29. Wes says:

    Watching a sloth crawl across a tree limb is more exciting than soccer.

  30. Waingro says:

    Aaron Blake
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    Biden does better in new @Suffolk_U poll among “very” likely voters:

    Biden 26
    Warren 14
    Harris 13
    Sanders 7
    Buttigieg 6

    10:24 AM – 2 Jul 2019

  31. Waingro says:

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    #BREAKING: Mike Pence’s New Hampshire event has been canceled as he has been called back to the White House for an emergency.

  32. DW says:

    Trump’s secretary of education has announced the roll-back of an Obama era (Gainful Employment) regulation that targeted private for profit schools. Critics of this decision to roll this back are howling that now there are no protections for ignorant dupes who enroll at these schools and get little education for huge costs.

    Of course they don’t see buyers of a product bearing any responsibility for their decision to purchase, and they ignore the fact that public universities and not for profit universities can also give students little return for their investments.

  33. jason says:

    The MSM is really hilarious.

    Obama spends years kissing up to, holding secret meetings, and making secret (and bad!) deals with a murderous regime that is a nuclear threat.

    A wonderful example of positive engagement with our enemies and a great foreign policy coup. What a statesman!

    Trump makes effort to engage murderous regime that is a nuclear threat in much more open and transparent negotiations to try to get said regime to stop testing nuclear weapons and possibly give up their nuclear weapons program entirely.

    Traitor who has no business even talking to murderous regimes, a foreign policy disaster.

  34. jason says:

    “A spokesperson for the vice president originally said Air Force 2 was turned around due to an “emergency” but one of the people organizing the New Hampshire event has since clarified that it was a “diversion” and not an emergency.”

  35. Waingro says:

    What’s going on here?

    Kevin Landrigan
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    7m7 minutes ago
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    Office of @VP say NH event cancelled “not for emergency” but unknown reason for “diversion” back to DC. #nhpolitics

  36. NYCmike says:

    “What’s going on here?”

    -If it was 1980, nobody would know the plane was turned around.

    Let’s pretend it’s 1980……..jason, get off that llama!

  37. NYCmike says:

    Maybe Pence’s wife found out there was an unmarried woman on board………

  38. John says:

    The Trump campaign just announced that $105 million was raised in the second quarter…
    Just the second quarter of 2019 with 16 months to go and raised $105 million?
    Holey Moley.

  39. jason says:

    Pence never actually left DC, and whatever it is it has nothing to do with any medical issue with Trump.

  40. Bitterlaw says:

    Possible reasons Pence is in DC:

    Ginsburg retired and Trump wants to nominate and confirm her replacement today.

    Everybody else left town and Trump needs to insult somebody..

    Others?

  41. mnw says:

    Some alarming action(s) by Iran, probably. The Israelis increased their IDF readiness level today too, & said it was a “cautionary response” to “escalating tensions between the U.S, & Iran.”

  42. John says:

    New poll…33% (35% female) says ‘the media is the enemy of the people’
    Hmmmmm……

    https://thehill.com/hilltv/what-americas-thinking/451311-poll-a-third-of-americans-say-news-media-is-the-enemy-of-the-people

  43. jason says:

    Breaking: two thirds of the American people are gullible morons.

  44. jason says:

    The truth is, they are only enemies of those that don’t agree with their partisan agenda.

    For those who do, they are allies, not enemies.

  45. jason says:

    Others?”

    Trump had an 11 AM tee time and caddy called in sick?

  46. jason says:

    The President of Tuvalu died and Pence will be attending the funeral?

  47. jason says:

    Pence was entered into a bucket of warm spit contest?

  48. jason says:

    “What’s going on here?”

    No need to panic, I am in charge.

  49. jason says:

    Some alarming action(s) by Iran, probably.”

    Could be, sources report major movement by MSM to divert resources from the Trump is a enabling appeasing placating pacifying traitor allowing North Korea’s ruthless bloodthirsty dictator to walk all over him narrative to Trump is an aggressive hostile belligerent bellicose warmonger trying to start a war against peace loving conciliatory Iranian mullahs narrative.

  50. NYCmike says:

    LOVE IT when jason writes the word “narrative”!

    How times have changed!

  51. NYCmike says:

    Jason, Is it time for my nap yet? When does the game start??

  52. jason says:

    LOVE IT when jason writes the word “narrative”!”

    Dang, even I can’t translate that.

  53. jason says:

    Jason, Is it time for my nap yet? When does the game start??”

    3 PM and will go on for at least 24 hours.

    Sleep tight.

  54. NYCmike says:

    “Sleep tight.”

    -I’ll have pleasant dreams of when jason and MD used to make fun of me for using the word “narrative”.

    8-10 years later, MD showed us all he was a kook, and jason has adopted my language.

  55. jason says:

    “jason and MD used to make fun of me for using the word “narrative”.

    I think I was making fun of the narrative.

  56. SanDiegoCitizen says:

    Des Moines Register/ Mediacom/CNN Iowa poll. Have also listed the results of a poll earlier in June prior to the debate.

    Biden 24% was 24% in early June poll
    Harris 16% was 7% ”
    Warren 13% was 15% ”
    Sanders 9% was 16% ”
    Buttigieg 6% was 15% ”

    Other candidates 10%; 21% undecided; 60% say they could change their mind on who they are voting for prior to the election.

    It might be that leftists voters are reshuffling their support among leftist candidates; while more moderate Democrats are staying with Biden.

  57. SanDiegoCitizen says:

    Quinnipiac poll:

    Biden 22% Early June 30% (-8)
    Harris 20% ” 7% (+13)
    Warren 14% ” 15% (-1)
    Sanders 13% ” 19% (-6)
    Buttig. 4% ” 8% (-8)

  58. jason says:

    USA 1 England 0

  59. jason says:

    USA 1 England 1

  60. mnw says:

    56 SDC

    When Ann Selzer talks, I credit it at 100 cents on the dollar. Best pollster that ever lived.

    Q-pac? About 57 cents on the dollar… on a really good day.

  61. jason says:

    USA 2 England 1

  62. jason says:

    Looks like its going to be Biden vs. Flavor of the Day among Dems.

  63. SanDiegoCitizen says:

    60. I would agree.

    It is interesting that the polls from CNN and Quinnipiac, which are both considered leftist leaning, show Biden falling; while other polls show his numbers holding steady. Will be interesting to see how this turns out.

  64. jason says:

    First half score USA 2 England

    Meanwhile, Republicans who can actually win elections breathe get a break as NYC naps.

  65. jason says:

    The guys the Dems and Rand Paul think are not really a threat.

    “Israel will be destroyed in half an hour if the United States attacks Iran, a senior Iranian parliamentarian said on Monday, according to the semiofficial Mehr news agency.”

  66. SanDiegoCitizen says:

    62. “Looks like its going to be Biden vs. Flavor of the Day among Dems.”

    A choice between a candidate whose mental acuity is clearly on the decline, versus assorted socialist crazies who want to adopt the Venezuelan economic model.

    Trump’s greatest political strength is his ability to drive his opponents into a state of total derangement.

  67. jason says:

    The Dems are whining that Iran has announced it will continue to produce enriched uranium beyond what they had committed to produce. This Trump’s “fault”.

    However, the agreement they signed did nothing to restrain this capability.

  68. Waingro says:

    Woa. The Harris surge is real. Time for Biden’s team to break out the oppo.

    David Wright
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    New Quinnipiac National Poll (6/28 – 7/1):
    Biden 22%
    Harris 20%
    Warren 14%
    Sanders 13%
    Buttigieg 4%
    Booker 3%
    All the rest at 1% or less

  69. Waingro says:

    #57, sorry, SDC. Should have scrolled up to see you already posted the QPac poll.

  70. mnw says:

    Biden’s one yuuuge asset is his (legacy) popularity among AA voters in the deep south, i.e., SC, esp. SC is kind of his firewall, imo.

    If Harris starts to eat into THAT…

  71. NYCmike says:

    Not sure why people are surprised that Harris is on the rise. She is a good looking, well-spoken, very intelligent, and ruthless woman of color. What isn’t to like for a Democratic voter?

  72. jason says:

    Harris is a complete and utter lightweight.

    Of course, I called Obama a glorified community rabblerouser…..

  73. SanDiegoCitizen says:

    70. Speaking of THAT..

    “Sen. Kamala Harris of California has catapulted into a virtual tie with former Vice President Joe Biden in the race for the Democratic presidential nomination — and she’smade significant inroads with black voters — following her widely praised debate performance last week, a new national poll released Tuesday showed.

    The latest Quinnipiac University poll of Democratic and Democratic-leaning voters showed Biden with 22 percent support and Harris with 20 percent — a double-digit jump for her since the university’s previous poll last month.”

  74. jason says:

    USA 2 England 1

    7 minutes to go

  75. DW says:

    71, except for the good looking part, I agree. The communist voters in the Dem party learned during the debate they can get an upgrade on Bernie, so they leave him for Harris. For them, Harris is AOC without the lunatic expression on her face.

  76. jason says:

    All this will do is make Harris the new target by the other Dems.

  77. SanDiegoCitizen says:

    The problem for Biden is its not going to get better. Even before there were questions about his mental acuity he was gaffe prone. Back then the gaffes were laughed off; now each one he makes will raise questions about his age and mental fitness. Its like watching the Titanic after it hit the iceberg — how long will it take before he goes down?

  78. jason says:

    US in final.

    Will play Netherlands or Sweden.

  79. jason says:

    I always said Biden could be the Jeb of the Democrats, sometimes all the name, money, organization, endorsements, etc. are not enough.

    That being said, I still view him as the most electable in the GE, and also the most likely to self destruct in the GE.

  80. SanDiegoCitizen says:

    76. Sanders and Warren will slam her as a tool of the California tech industry. Here is something I posted on the last thread:

    “It is likely Harris will be as much a tool of California tech as Obama was.

    “By the time Harris ran for the Senate, she could count on massive support from Bay Area law firms, real-estate developers, and Hollywood. More important, she appealed, early on, to tech mavens such as Facebook’s Sheryl Sandberg and Sean Parker, Marc Benioff of Salesforce, Yahoo’s Marissa Mayer, venture capitalist John Doerr, Steve Jobs’s widow Laurene Powell, and various executives at tech firms such as Airbnb, Google, and Nest, who have collectively poured money into her campaigns. Their investment was not ill-considered. Harris seems a sure bet for the tech leaders. Her husband, attorney Doug Emhoff, was a managing partner with Venable Partners, whose clients include Microsoft, Apple, Verizon, and trade associations opposing strict Internet regulations.
    This year, Harris keynoted the Joint Venture Silicon Valley conference, and she is once again reaping large donations from tech and media giants. As the most significant California candidate in the race, she has a big advantage in harvesting the lion’s share of these riches: California donors collectively contributed over $500 million to the 2016 campaign. The largest benefactors so far to Harris’s 2020 campaign include employees at Alphabet (the parent of Google)—including its former chairman, Eric Schmidt—Cisco, and Apple, as well as many prominent media and entertainment interests. For these companies, with few non-Asian minorities or women in senior positions, and some executives implicated in #MeToo infractions, Harris offers a low-impact way to connect to contemporary progressive concerns.””

    https://www.city-journal.org/kamala-harris-silicon-valley

  81. Phil says:

    I hope Biden gets the nomination. If we are going to get a Democratic President let it be Biden an not a mean and nasty radical like Harris. Check out her action on YouTube in committee hearings. That is a mean woman.

  82. jason says:

    Let’s see how dirty the Dems get.

    After all, Harris is a descendant of slave owners (if her father is to be believed). Which opponent will bring it up?

  83. Phil says:

    Still don’t think Harris would run nearly as well in the rust belt vs Trump than would Biden. In fact, I know she wouldn’t.

  84. jason says:

    Ah, I asked this question the other day.

    Biden would be a disaster as President, even worse than Obama.

    But probably better than Harris.

  85. jason says:

    Harris would not run as well as Biden in OH, WI, MI or PA, bet on it. Or even VA.

    Still could win though.

  86. Cash Cow TM says:

    DRUDGE

    Caution urged as scientists look to create human-monkey chimeras…

  87. SanDiegoCitizen says:

    81. “That is a mean woman.”

    She has zero charisma. She did well in a debate by attacking Biden. But as time goes by, her lack of a personality will hurt her the way gaffes have hurt Biden.

  88. mnw says:

    Cow

    Drudge have anything new on sex robots today? I forgot to check.

  89. Cash Cow TM says:

    NEWS IN NUMBERS
    30 million
    JULY 2, 2019
    Criminal records that Pennsylvania is automatically sealing for charges that didn’t result in convictions and low-level misdemeanors committed by people who haven’t incurred any other charges within a decade. The state’s Clean Slate law is unprecedented in America.
    Source: Tribune News Service

    8 percentage points
    JULY 1, 2019
    Anticipated reduction in non-citizens’ response rate to the 2020 Census if it includes a citizenship question. That translates to an overall drop of 2.2 percentage points for all households.
    Source: Governing

    700,000
    JUNE 28, 2019
    People who could lose their health care — whether it’s through Medicaid, the Children’s Health Insurance Program or the marketplace — if the Trump administration goes through with its proposal to change how the federal poverty line is calculated.
    Source: Governing

    .001%
    JUNE 27, 2019
    LGBTQ people’s representation in U.S. politics. Out of the nearly 520,000 elected offices, LGBTQ people hold 698 of them.
    Source: Governing

  90. NYCmike says:

    “Harris is a complete and utter lightweight.”

    -If you are speaking about competence, I agree with you.

    BUT, we are speaking about Democratic candidates for President.

    Then again, “CG” and Robbie, true conservative Republicans, prefer Harris to Trump.

  91. NYCmike says:

    “LGBTQ people’s representation in U.S. politics. Out of the nearly 520,000 elected offices, LGBTQ people hold 698 of them.”

    -Which day is that for?

    There are certain days people may identify differently.

  92. jason says:

    So we still don’t know why Pence cancelled his trip to NH.

    There was an serious accident with a Russian nuclear sub, and it looks like the crew is dead, but it was not an attack sub. Does not seem like a likely reason.

  93. mnw says:

    Women’s soccer? Really? When is the women’s synchronized swimming?

  94. SanDiegoCitizen says:

    This article brings up the question: If a dead person is allowed to vote, shouldn’t they also count as a occupant of a car for use of an HOV lane?

    “LAS VEGAS (AP) — Nevada Highway Patrol says passengers must be alive in order to be counted as occupants in cars using the high occupancy vehicle lane.

    The reminder was prompted by a traffic stop Monday involving a hearse traveling on the carpool lane on Interstate 15 in Las Vegas.

    A trooper pulled over the hearse that was transporting a dead body.

    The agency says the hearse driver assumed the body in the back counted toward the two or more occupant requirement for the lane.

    The trooper let the driver off with a warning and advised him to move out of the lane.”

  95. Cash Cow TM says:

    “mnw says:
    July 2, 2019 at 5:11 pm
    Cow

    Drudge have anything new on sex robots today? I forgot to check.”

    Naw…
    they are back to things like this:

    “Humans pick partners with similar smell…”

  96. Cash Cow TM says:

    I am worried about Walt.

    Seems with all the work he is trying to do on his old house and all the things involving moving and getting into his new house are shoving him into a state of depression.

    Maybe Bitter can come down here and cheer Walt up.

  97. NYCmike says:

    Ca$h,

    Tell Walt I apologize for not supplying a truck.

    Unfortunately, whenever we would ask people for directions to West Virginia, they would scream and run the other way.

  98. Tgca says:

    Noventa y nueve pootahs!

  99. Tgca says:

    Ciento mi amigos.

  100. Tgca says:

    NYC

    Grhhhh!

    Pootah!!!

  101. NYCmike says:

    Two men dressed in pilots’ uniforms walk up the aisle of the aircraft. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

    Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some kind of a sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

    The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they’re headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport property. Just as it begins to look as though the plane will plow straight into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

    At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines and books, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

  102. NYCmike says:

    ** wait for it! **

  103. NYCmike says:

    Meanwhile, in the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and
    says, ‘You know, Bob, one of these days, they’re gonna scream too late and we’re all gonna die’ !!

  104. NYCmike says:

    Last one, and I bid you all goodnight. Walt probably dealt with this before:

    An old man visited his doctor for help with a problem.
    “Doc, I don’t know what’s wrong, but I fart all the time. It’s weird because they are silent and odorless, but they keep coming out. In fact, I’ve farted about 6 times just sitting here. What can I do?”
    The doctor replied, “Here, take one of these pills every morning and then come see me in a week.”

    A week later, the old man came back to the doctor and he was upset. “Doc, those pills didn’t help – they made it worse! I’m still farting, but now they stink something fierce!”
    The doctor replied, “Calm down, sir. Now that we’ve cleared your sinuses, we can work on your hearing.”

  105. Chicon says:

    My guess on the cancellation of the NH event….

    Trump became irate at something or someone in the White House and told the staff to get Pence stat. When told Pence was about to take off for NH, Trump said “I don’t give a fudge”. Only he didn’t say fudge.

  106. NYCmike says:

    MSM story tomorrow:

    Trump heard that Pence was going to New Hampshire to campaign for the Republican primary, so he made the plane turn around to foil his plans. He also ordered the Secret Service to shoot a tourist on 5th Avenue.

  107. Tina says:

    I think it has to do with indictments against the coup plotters.

  108. Wes says:

    You weren’t here at the time, SDC, but HHR was plagued with a Canadian fanboy of Obama’s I called CCCP until the night Trump beat Hillary.

    When I questioned the efficacy of Obama’s deal with Iran he responded by saying the fact that Iranians wouldn’t be producing more nuclear material would prove how effective Obama was at neutralizing the Iranian threat.

    WHOOPS!

  109. Tina says:

    There are tanks on the streets of dc for the parade. This is appalling. The tanks should only be sent to the Middle East, where we will be greeted as liberators.

    -Jebot