What Did He Just Say?

Some humor to head into the weekend with from the good Senator in Florida.

Obviously he used the wrong word…or he had fellow Senator David Vitter on his mind….

(HT: RedState)

Have a Good Weekend!

Posted by Dave at 4:41 pm
Filed under: Congress | Comments (68)

68 Responses to “What Did He Just Say?”

  1. Sam says:

    Good to know Florida has the Senator who had the BEST intercourse… nice find, Dave, golden

  2. Stovall says:

    OMG…too funny

  3. yetanotherjohn says:

    Actually, he is using one meaning (possibly two) of the word correctly.

  4. yetanotherjohn

    I think we know that. That is what makes it funny, right?

  5. George aka Freemarketer says:

    Damn, I can’t get this thing to play. Is it You Tube, by chance? The military hates You Tube with a passion, and won’t allow us to access it even when bandwidth is not an issue (same with MySpace and private email).

    Thanks, Tim, for you advice and observations. I am pretty certain that a move south is in the cards, it is just a matter of where. While I loved Tennessee and western NC, I also love being near a sizeable body of water i.e. an ocean. I wonder if VA would be better suited to me, though, for despite being quite conservative in many ways, I do not fit the religious right mold at all, and many of my positions would be veiwed as “libertarian.” With that logic, though, I would be an outcast in many southern GOP organizations. Perhaps my staunch opposition to illegal immigration would help (I like to think that I speak with some authority having grown up in Los Angeles, and born to a mother who herself was a legal immigrant 41 years ago).

    Tell you what, Tim, if I do this after I retire out of the Navy, and you are willing to cross party lines, I would be honoured to have an experienced hand like you on my team.

  6. mnw says:

    Me so horny, GI! Go with you long time!

  7. Tim says:

    As I had thought, the McCain Campaign is broke. He has a real back-breaker, there, I think. Romney can loan his campaign an unlimited amount of money. Edwards can also do that. But, McCain doesn’t have the personal fortune that others do.
    I remember vividly when Jesse Unruh said that “Money is the Mother’s Milk of Politics”. He was surely right.
    It looks as if Senator McCain might soldier on, for a time. But, without money? I just dunno. He just has to find some.

  8. Tim says:

    Also, it is well-known that Senator McCain and Senator Thompson are great friends. Should McCain have to withdraw, would he endorse Thompson? I think he might.

  9. Tim says:

    I also forgot to mention that you got the best of me the other day on the Adams thing. I was in error, and now subscribe to your point about the rankings. Good work.

  10. CambridgeREP says:


    I just don’t know about McCain and Thompson. I’ve heard that McCain has been EXTREMELY irked that Thompson started publicly musing about getting into the race; he viewed it as a bit of a betrayal. Thompson’s flirtations–and his refusal to make an official decision as yet–certainly hasn’t made Republicans’ fund-raising efforts any easier, with so many donors apparently waiting to see how things play out…

  11. lisab says:


    you were wrong about adams

    as you are about most things

  12. lisab says:

    and i responded to the crap you posted down below …

    and no …

    you won’t like it

    (but i don’t care)

  13. Tim says:

    No, you’re in error, there. I don’t get mad.

  14. Tim says:

    I have now read it, Lisa, and responded below. Although it was difficult, for you were almost incoherent.
    However, I am not mad, as I thought I would not be. But, I am disappointed. Instead of vigorously discussing the issues, you have instead decided that attacking me in a very personal manner would be a better plan.
    I don’t understand why you have to be so bitter and purposely mean, like that. Why do you call me these things? What are you gaining by doing so? Does it make you feel superior in some way? Or, are you angry only because I dare to give as good as I get? I thought we were only kidding. I know that, about 90% of the time, I surely was. But, you really aren’t kidding, are you? Sad.
    You want me to leave? Is that it?
    You know what? You got your wish.
    I have thoroughly enjoyed the 15 months I have been posting, here. Thanx to all.

  15. lisab says:

    i stated my personal opinion of what the result will be due to you and your party’s actions over iraq …

    i have been nothing but completely honest and straightforward of my opinion of you the entire time

  16. Interesting that intercourse and congress each have the same sexual and non-sexual meaning – coming together. So to speak.

  17. lisab says:

    posted from below …

    “i answered your question, i will stick with the generals’ plans that are there in iraq …

    i don’t expect anyone to think i’m clever or brave … but i am straightforward

    and i meant what i said … i hope that champaign tastes really really good, because lots of other people (iraqi women and children) will be paying for it”

  18. Tim says:

    Okay. I was gonna let this play out a while longer, just to watch the fun. But, this is just too good. I have outdone myself.
    First, I set-up lisab by pretending to grovel about the Adams ranking thingy. She then, of course, bit like a big old Channel Cat, like I knew she probably would. (Arrogance is one of her political weaknesses)
    Then, I pretended to have my fragile feelings hurt when she went off on one of her 10-post Iraq tirades. And, she bit again! (Gullibility is also a major political weakness)
    Know what she did, then? She went over to another blog site, told the Administrator how we finally had it out, and that she ran off a Democratic Op. She even made a funny about how I “cut and run”! LOL
    Then, she bragged like a 12 year-old with an ice cream cone. I bet she even high-fived her poodle! (I guessed poodle, because I figured she’d never have a real dawg)
    Wonder what she’s thinking when she reads this one?
    I mean, I challenged her to a public debate, and made her believe that I was serious. And, now this!
    I’ll swear, I am good!
    Whatcha gonna say on that other blog now, little Lisa? Ah, ha, ha, ha!

  19. Tim says:

    UPDATE: lisab is over at the other site, trying to spin this, somehow. Oh man, this is too funny! LOL
    Calling herself the “puppetmaster”. Like, anyone will believe that, now!
    Of course, I couldn’t help but notice that she didn’t dare show up here, last night. Probably trying to think of something clever to say. LOL
    Good luck with the “clever thing”, Lisa.

  20. Bitterlaw says:

    Maybe Tim and lisab should just get a room. There’s too much tension there.

    Tim – your Braves are about 5 years away from their 10,000th loss. At least the Phillies are the best at something.

  21. Tim says:

    I’m afraid all the tension is from her side. She just takes it too seriously. After I pulled this one on her, I hope she lightens up. But, don’t count on it.
    And, your present edition of the Phillies in no way resembles most of their past. This team gets a little starting pitching, coupled with a healthy Gordon and Myers, and they’ll stay in this race, all Summer. I wish Atlanta had some of your hitting.

  22. Bitterlaw says:


    I aranged for my family to sit in one of the owner’s suites at Saturday’s Phillies game (my Dad went to college with one of the owners and Dad just turned 80). I can never sit in a regular seat again. Once you have your own bartender, suite and bathroom, it’s tough to rejoin the crowd.

  23. lisab says:

    “Of course, I couldn’t help but notice that she didn’t dare show up here, last night.”

    um … i was here last night …

    i already expressed my opinion,

    everyone read it,

    i meant every word,

    and you wrote your ,

    “she hurt my feelings … thank you all for being nice to me”


  24. lisab says:

    now either …

    you were completely insincere in your little speech …

    in which case everyone sees that my assessment of you is essentially correct …

    that you are a dem vapid little toady who will say anything to manipulate people in order to help your party win the white house no matter what the cost

  25. lisab says:

    or … option b:

    you were upset by what I said, which is good because you should be … (you should change)

    but then your ego kicked in and you feel the need to attack me

    again making my assessment of you essentially correct

  26. lisab says:

    either way … works for me 🙂

    and again i did mean every word

  27. Bitterlaw says:

    Tim and lisab – maybe if you watched a Phillies game from the owner’s suite you would feel less animosity. I can make a call but it won’t be during a Braves’ game. Tim would cause a riot doing the Tomahawk Chop in the box.

  28. Tim says:

    As I mentioned before, there is NO WAY that you are going to talk your way out of this one.

  29. lisab says:


    actually i don’t feel any animosity towards tim,

    i just pointed out that when his party wins (if they win), that when he is drinking his champaign he should remember that a lot of

    iraqi women and children are

    being gang-raped,
    sodomized and

    to pay for his drink,

    and also that while forty years ago he may have had some admirable qualities,

    since he now puts his party before the lives of women and children

    taken as a whole, people are wrong to have such a high opinion of him

  30. lisab says:


    also … if you think this is animosity

    it is fortunate that you did not meet me in my younger days

    at one time people said i could be a little intense, and just a wee bit opinionated 🙂

    (i’d rank this a 1 on a scale of 1 to 10 on the animosity scale)

  31. lisab says:

    “As I mentioned before, there is NO WAY that you are going to talk your way out of this one.”

    why what are you going to do punch me?

    i’ve been beaten up by way better men than you stalker boy

  32. Tim says:

    But, I do have a question. If I look up “nieve” in the Dictionary, would I find your picture next to it? Ah, ha, ha, ha!

  33. Tim says:

    Yeah, I bet you were a real hot-rod, when you were jumping on sweat Guatemalans on a bus, or whatever it is you did.

  34. Tim says:

    You actually take this seriously? On a blog? LOL

  35. Tim says:

    Now, you may score all your little points with no one in particular. I gotta go make a speech.

  36. lisab says:

    i have been nothing but completely straight with you, i don’t understand why you suddenly have your panties all in a twist

    it would seem that what i wrote hit close to the mark, and descibes you fairly accurately

  37. Bitterlaw says:

    Ding Ding. Ding Ding. Stop the fight! Tim and lisab just pulled knives out of their shoes.

  38. Tina says:

    I have a friend of a friend of a friend that can arrange a rendezvous between Tim and Lisab (sorry I did not read every single post).

    Tim – what other site is Lisab at – is it McCain’s?

  39. Tim says:

    My panties in a twist? Boy, are you off the beam! Haven’t you noticed that I have been making fun of you, and laughing?
    Getting mad has been about the furtherest thing imaginable from my mind.
    Yeah, she was over there.

  40. Tina says:

    That’s cool – I just found your posts over there. I am just beginning to read the posts here and there from last Friday.

  41. lisab says:


    you know, or should, that i am aware that you are completely insincere and will say anything to that will help your party get the white house

    from these posts hopefully now others will know this too

  42. lisab says:

    and be assured, i am not laughing at you, i am being completely serious when i say that

    forty years ago it could be argued that you tried to protect women and children

    now it is your job

    to make sure as many iraqi women and children are

    gang raped,
    and murdered as possible

    true … not as heroic on your part this time around,

    but seeing that the dems will kiss your ass instead of spit on you …

    i’m sure it is more rewarding, … financially at least

  43. lisab says:

    so … the thirty piees of silver …

    as that per speech

    or bi-weekly?

  44. Tim says:

    Still trying to talk your way out of it, eh?
    Aw, didn’t her like what I did to her?
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha!

  45. Tim says:

    Why don’t you just admit that you had another one pulled on you, and take it good-naturedly, as anyone else would? LOL

  46. Tim says:

    Did ya like what I pulled on her? Or, was I too mean?

  47. Tim says:

    Well, some of us have to get up at 3:30, so the floor is lisab’s.

  48. Tina says:

    Not sure what you guys were even arguing/discussing/laughing about? Sorry Tim, I just did not have time to read all of the posts since last Friday.

  49. lisab says:


    i said,

    “soooo … you will have to forgive me if i don’t assuage your conscience by telling you how much of a patriot you are, and how great a job the dems are doing by leaving the iraqis to die …

    go over to daily kos if you want that …

    i’m sure they will kiss your ass all day long …

    because that isn’t my job …

    the only thing you’ll get from me …

    other than contempt …

    is a reminder that …

    despite all your silly legalisms,

    your pretentions that you are not responsible,

    and your self righteous proclamations that only you have ever lost anyone

    it was YOU and your DEM party that

    a.) voted to go to war

    b.) have done everything they can to undermine it

    c.) and ARE responsible for the deaths of thousands of americans and tens of thousands of innocent iraqis”

  50. lisab says:


    “therefore, … come election night, if you win … when you are drinking your champaign,

    just remember that the price of that drink is very likely going to be

    a bunch of iraqi women and children

    gang raped,
    and murdered …

    so i hope it will taste good to you,

    because it will be a very expensive bottle of champaign indeed

    and when the mass graves start appearing on tv …

    don’t come back and then say … no one warned you … so you aren’t responsible …

    because at least you now know that you have been warned of the consequences of you and your party’s actions …

    as you say, it is on record, on this blog.

    i have just warned you

    and yes, 40 years ago, you may have had some admirable qualities … but I’m afraid that man has long since faded away …

    taken as a whole, people are wrong to hold such a high opinion of you”

  51. lisab says:

    and tim got upset, because now he won’t be able to enjoy his champaign as much come election night …

  52. Tim says:

    You’re a school teacher. At least, spell champagne correctly.
    Or, are you? See, that’s the real interesting thing about the Internet. A person can get on here, and say and be anything.
    You might be some 16 year-old boy from Pierre, pretending to be lisab. Or, you could be a coffee shop waitress in my hometown. Or, a ward of the state at some prison.
    Truth is, I have no idea who you are. And, I don’t care. But, if you are gonna be a school teacher on here, at least spell correctly.
    Also, you have the same gift as Richard Nixon. You have the ability to talk a great deal, without actually saying anything.
    And, you didn’t tell Tina what I pulled on you.

  53. lisab says:

    well i don’t know exactly what you think you pulled on me so … you’ll have to tell her

  54. lisab says:

    most people have jobs that help people in some way …

    housewives help their family, doctors and nurses heal people, lawyers like Bitterlaw protect people’s rights, even people at macdonalds feed people…

    you spend all your energy trying to get iraqi women and children killed …

    do you hear their screams when you sleep at night?

  55. Tim says:

    I also noticed that you are on here, like every hour of every day. We gotta get you a Summer job.

  56. Tim says:

    And, you know exactly what I did. All anyone has to do is to read posts 19 and 20 on this thread.

  57. lisab says:

    no … um … i don’t see what you did … as i said

    “now either …

    you were completely insincere in your little speech …

    in which case everyone sees that my assessment of you is essentially correct …

    that you are a dem vapid little toady who will say anything to manipulate people in order to help your party win the white house no matter what the cost”

  58. lisab says:

    “or … option b:

    you were upset by what I said, which is good because you should be … (you should change)

    but then your ego kicked in and you feel the need to attack me

    again making my assessment of you essentially correct”

  59. lisab says:

    and as far as summer jobs are concerned …

    i’m sure you realize your silly mistake by now …

    being a 16 year old waitress in a cafe is

    WAAAAAAAAYYYYYY more prestigious than being a teacher in illinois … but it requires more training …

    i do aspire to be one though 🙂 , however i’d prefer 17 years old … at 16 i still lived with my parents

  60. lisab says:

    at 17 i take it you were serving your country?

    before your life took a turn for the worse of course …

  61. Tim says:

    “vapid little toady”? Oh, I am so harmed! Ah, ha, ha, ha!
    (And, no matter what little blather you come up with, there is NO WAY to talk your way around the way you were played like a cheap guitar)
    This is just too easy! LOL

    Or, Option C: Lisa’s a chicken! Bok-bok-bok!

  62. lisab says:

    well you are a dem vapid little toady …

    it is just sad that you work to harm so many iraqi women and children

  63. lisab says:

    it is a shame that you have devoted your life and all of your energy to causing harm to others …

    severe harm at that

  64. Tim says:

    I bet it eats you up that you can’t make anything off of me. And, you won’t, either.
    You know why that is? Not because I’m better, or smarter than you.
    It’s because I don’t take you seriously.
    Because you’re a silly little girl. I can’t really engage you, because I’m too busy either laughing at you, or making fun of you.

  65. Tina says:

    I did not realize this is continuing. For what’s it worth, Lisab, Tim won’t like my post “at the other site.”

    I still have not read what you guys were even fighting about. 🙂

  66. Tina says:

    I should have said – I did not have time to read most of the posts on Friday or Saturday.

    Deadlines, deadlines, and no deadlines.

    I did not even know that the GA House race (which Tim mentioned in another thread) happened last nite.

  67. lisab says:

    “I can’t really engage you, because I’m too busy either laughing at you, or making fun of you.”

    no tim you can’t “engage” me because you know that most people think that what you are doing is reprehensible

    you work to harm the women and children of iraq